How Many Technical Support Staff -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many WordPerfect support technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine....
How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm sorry, we don't support that kind of lighting technology....
How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Our engineers are busy at the moment... We have assigned query number 987632 to your question....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
How many Liberal Democrats -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the light bulb, but more a question of....
How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so......
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?...
How many shipping dept. personnel -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We can change the bulb in 7-10 working days; if you call before 2pm and pay an extra $...