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  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  6 - one to screw it in and 5 to make the t-shirts....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many Mormons -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six, one to screw it in and the other five to serve refreshments....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....
• How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
• How many first-time computer users -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....