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• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Tauruses don't like to change anything....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many folklorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Ten. One to change it and nine to document it....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in....
• How many Brown students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....