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• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex....
• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
  None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....