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• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, you just hold it up and it glows by itself....
• How many Ukrainians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They don't need to, they glow in the dark....
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark....
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment....
• How many efficiency experts -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• How many pot growers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, let the bitch cook in the dark....