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  A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece....
• How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?...
• How many macrobiotics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to make the coffee, one to get the cigarettes, and one to ask Michio Kushi for instructions....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many jerks who ask stupid questions -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Change it to what?...