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• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many maintenance programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They try to fix the old one....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many system administrators -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question....
• How many Perot supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all just quit and go home!...
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....