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• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  That information is strictly secret and only shared with the inner members of the hierarchical Order....
• How many Newtons -- does it take to change a light bulb? Farm.
• How many Prolog programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb? False.
• How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many company biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many fish -- does it take to change a light bulb? surrealist.