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  Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in....
• How many Oliver Norths -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five-one to do it and four to beat back all the guitarists who are trying to elbow him out of the spotlight....
• How many Apple employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to screw it in and six to design the tee-shirts....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many Mormons -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six, one to screw it in and the other five to serve refreshments....
• How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards, and the other side's back four to all stand around and put their hands up....