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  Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....
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  Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light....
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  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
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  It depends on how many burnt-out light bulbs he brought with him....
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  One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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