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• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to remove it!...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes twelve steps....
• How many hackers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They use a hammer.
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....