-- How many
real women
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do
it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it.
real women
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do
it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it.
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... - Light speed! Ridiculous speed!
Ludicrous speed... - As I slide down the bannister of life,
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