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• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? One -- men will screw anything.
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
• How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
• How many European ballet dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, let the bitch cook in the dark....