-- How many
real men
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
real men
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Related:
- How many
real women
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around... - How many
gay men
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they get screwed in the ass instead... - How many
Arians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark... - How many
Klingons
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark... - How many
men
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One -- men will screw anything... - How many
men
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they... - How many
real programmers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real programmers prefer LEDs... - How many
European ballet dancers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they like Danzig in the dark... - How many
male chauvinistic pigs
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark...
From the same category:
- Don't give any money to TV
preachers. --... - Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks.
Wash the windows once a week. -- Work... - Annoy Limbaugh:
Remind him the US is not a "Christian" country... - According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac,
the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh... - Spock: "Humans have no conception."
-- "Amok time",
Stardate 3372.7...
