How Many Reagans -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
How many U.S fighter pilots -- does it take to change a light bulb?
? Hell !, You mean it was one of OURS !?!?! Note: Topical to the shooting down of 2 allied helicopters over Iraq....
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
How many Liverpool supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
96. One to change it and 95 to get killed in the crush when the whole city turns up to watch....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
How many cabbage patch dolls -- does it take to change a light bulb?
the question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
How many people -- does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?
? Five. A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple......
How many French farmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new light bulb....
How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.