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• How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
• How many procrastinators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• How many Hare Krishnas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing lots of songs using only the words "Hare Krishna....