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• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....
• How many Kennedys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses....
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many WASP Princesses -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Note: WASP Princess = spoilt rich girl. Three: Two to bitch about it, one to call the building superintendant....
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs....
• How many Hindus -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to do the puja. Note: PUJA is a religious ceremony....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harassment lawsuit on behalf of the bulb....