How Many Quantum Physicists -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
quantum physicists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Two to do it, and one to renormalise the wave function.
(Explanation - Renormalising the wave function is something
that has to be done to a lot of quantum physics calculations to
stop the answer being infinity and makes the answer always come
out as one.)

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