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• How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb? What light bulb?
• How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb? Huh? The light's out?
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....