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  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
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  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but he is never around when you need him....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
• How many law professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• How many DR. ROCKETs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  juSt ONe, BUt he CHAngES It tO RADioACtIVE dusT WItH HIs NuclEAR WArHead!!...
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many movie directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....