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How many optimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon....
How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....
How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it....
How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do the work and 1 to hold the umbrella....
How many orgy attenders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as possible, and don't ask what they do with the old bulb....
How many orthopedic surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why don't you just let us take out the socket? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later....
How many paranoids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
JUST EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH? HUH?...
How many paranoids -- does it take to change a light bulb? WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
How many Paul Daniels -- does it take to change a light bulb? None. "And that's magic !
How many pawnbrokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's of no interest to them....

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