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• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it....
• How many northern Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None of your f***ing business and have a nice day....
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many Kennedys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses....