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• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many Ethiopians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many company biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many fish -- does it take to change a light bulb? surrealist.
• How many FORTRAN programs -- does it take to change a light bulb? 1.00000000001