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• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....
• Q: How many pre-med's does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....