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  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
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  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many American footballers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble....
• How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....
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• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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