How Many Mutants -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
mutants
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two thirds.
Note: Many mutations/birth defects result in people missing
limbs, etc. Thus, a mutant is often only "2/3 of a person".
Or, perhaps it's "Got three hands, only needs two for the
job?"

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