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• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many pot growers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead....
• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They have the girls do it....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many West Virginians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they don't have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....