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• How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
• Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him....
• How many Macintosh engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it has to be done by a local authorized dealer....
• How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None-just assume it's changed....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it....
• How many rocket scientist -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None they just tell Marcus to do it....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Maoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...