-- How many
Microsoft engineers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
Microsoft engineers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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IBM engineers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Macintosh engineers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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accountants
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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rocket scientist
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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pessimists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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supply-siders
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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Maoists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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