How Many Microsoft Employees -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Microsoft employees -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $...
Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $...
How many MS tech supports -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"The light bulb doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
How many dentists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash....
How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
How many Microsoft technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....
How many rock'n'rollers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they know the guy who owns the socket....