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• How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Our engineers are busy at the moment... We have assigned query number 987632 to your question....
• How many admin assistants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. I can't do anything unless you complete a light bulb design change request form....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?...
• How many hardware guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem....
• How many Heisenbergs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two (of course) but it will take all week, and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French, and shine any color you want it to....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many massage parlor attendants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Whatever number turns you on, big boy....