Miscellaneous Collections

How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Mac users don't screw, they just click the genital icon....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - there's no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes out with a solution....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three...
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
How many macrobiotics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to make the coffee, one to get the cigarettes, and one to ask Michio Kushi for instructions....
How many Mafia members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the witness....
How many magicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into....
How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many maintenance programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They try to fix the old one....

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