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  Five. One to change it, three to hold the ladder, and one to call the ambulance....
• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....
• How many poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....