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• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Mac users don't screw, they just click the genital icon....
• How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first....
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Did you try rebooting with extensions off?...
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...