How Many Mac Owners -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Did you try rebooting with extensions off?...
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - there's no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes out with a solution....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on anyone who infringes on the "look and feel" of the bulb changing method....
How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they like being in the dark ages....
How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first....
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....