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• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway....
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many Solamnic Knights -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....
• How many Hindus -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to do the puja. Note: PUJA is a religious ceremony....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....