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  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many Borg -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
• How many censors -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [deleted]
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...