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• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a dyslexic? one. It isN't oo easy.
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....