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• How many Leos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Zen masters carry their own light....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....
• How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: They concern themselves with inner light....