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• How many Leos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb....
• How many proofreaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Proofreaders aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They should just query them....
• How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....
• How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
• How long does it take a DEC repairman -- to change a light bulb?
  It depends on how many burnt-out light bulbs he brought with him....
• How many Indiana University "notes" users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate....
• How many Politically Correct Clergy -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Politically Correct Clergy do not change light bulbs. They ban light bulb jokes....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs....