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• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Lawyers don't change bulbs. Now if you're looking for someone to really screw a bulb......
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb....
• How many Taoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again....