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• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to threaten that as a mother, she will be unable to provide her children light without federal assistance...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many Arabs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place....
• How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on anyone who infringes on the "look and feel" of the bulb changing method....
• How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb....
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....