How Many Lawyers -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and 2 to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection !...
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on anyone who infringes on the "look and feel" of the bulb changing method....