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• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many American footballers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble....
• How many referral agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many Greek gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....