How Many Keyboardists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a
3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month
GE will be coming out .... "