-- How many
keyboardists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a
3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month
GE will be coming out .... "
How many
computer journalists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so
you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a
remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a
third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months
later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint
in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is
coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb
is shipping with a virus....
