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• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a 3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month GE will be coming out ....
• How many procrastinators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....
• How many computer journalists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to change the bulb and one to say "Yeah, that sounds just like it....
• How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - there's no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes out with a solution....