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• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• How many orgy attenders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as possible, and don't ask what they do with the old bulb....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• How many mice -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, but don't ask me how they got in there....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many Maoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...