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• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Tauruses don't like to change anything....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
• How many divorcees -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  None. The sockets all went with the house....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They have a machine that does that now....
• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....