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• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None! I don't mind sitting here in the dark vilst u goes out enjoying yourselves....
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None, they'll just sit in the dark, they know you can't be bothered to do a simple thing like change a light bulb for them, and after all they've done for you....
• How many mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A hundred. One to change it and the other ninety nine to say, "I told you so!...
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) Three. One to screw it in and two to gossip about it behind her back....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?...
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
• How many net.poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  swimming None, fish are through the of my consciousness, and edges I dark....