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• How many gun control advocates -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Let the police do it - private citizens can't be trusted with light bulbs !...
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
• How many social scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out....
• How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
• How many Unitarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to write a solemn statement which will affirm tha...