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• How many gun control advocates -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They don't do that; they pass laws against burned-out bulbs, and then they wonder why it's still so dark....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
• How many Oliver Norths -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....