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• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  Two. Not more than two....
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
• How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb? What light bulb?
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb? "What's a light bulb?
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....